Jono: If anything, you could ask your parents for some extra cash. Surely, you could repay them over the summer.
Zack: Yeah. I hate asking them for money though. They are fixing my car...
Jono: You could buy a gun and take money from them at gunpoint!
Zack: Yes! But, see, I actually know where they hide their money. So, it might be easier to just steal it from them...
Jono: Awwwww!
Zack: WHAT?! You think holding my parents at gunpoint is BETTER?!!!
Jono: That's a lot of expenses. Ewww.
Mikey: Unless someone wants to be my suga mama! But then I would feel too guilty...
Jono: Awww.
Mikey: ...for a little bit.
Jono: Beh heh!
Mikey: BUT then...I'd repay in sexy time! Which is fair, right?
Jono: Be the typical "dude". After she pays for everything, ignore her and block her. Bahaha!
Mikey: Awww!
Jono: But yes, sexy time is plenty.
Mikey: Bahaha! I'm glad you agree.
Jono: Sex is the perfect bargaining chip. If she wants more, buy her a gourmet meal...via food stamps. So, technically, you pay for nothing...
Mikey: WIN!
Jono: ...but perhaps a condom.
Mikey: Nah, she'll buy that too.
Jono: BAHAHA!!!
Mikey: If she wants it bad enough...
Jono: Pull out a sandwich bag to use. Then, she'll HAVE to buy a condom for the sake of not wanting to use a sandwich bag.
Mikey: Or even better: a Lay's potato chip bag or a 3 Musketeers wrapper!
Jono: YES!
Mikey: Or just say we'll have to use a pine cone.
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