4/9/2010

[text message conversation]
Summer: Drunk rollerblding wreeeeee
Jono: Boobies?
Summer: I have tjem
Jono: You have ten boobies?
Summer: Yea
Jono: You're like a cow with udders!
Summer: MoO?
Jono: Poot.
Summer: Queef
Summer: QUEEF
Jono: Did you just queef yourself? I'm proud of you.
Summer: maybe :(
Jono: It's okay. You're not alone. Every girl does it.
Summer: Tatas
Jono: Ew. Those are gross.
Summer: Potatoes?
Jono: Yummy. Potato boobs...?
Summer: Pooo
Summer: o
Summer: p
Jono: WHAT?! You're not making any sense! Are you doing it? In the booty?
Summer: There's chips un my pocket
Jono: Eat them! Maybe they're Baked Lays!

Jana: Nothing gets me all fired up than some good gaseous stench.

Andrew: When we have kids, let's model them after LOST characters.
Jono: YES! I'll have Sun and Jin.
Andrew: I'll have Jack, Sawyer, Kate, and Locke.
Jono: I'm going to force Sun to always be in the garden and I'll take Jin fishing with me every weekend.
Andrew: I'll yell at Kate and make her run on a treadmill every minute of the day. I'll mold Jack to be a doctor and I'll throw little Locke out of a building window.
Jono: Awww. But what if he's not paralyzed by the fall?
Andrew: Then I'll tell him to get back up here and we'll do it again. Although, I think eight stories is a bit high for a 6 year old. Maybe I'll just push him out of a three story window.
Jono: Yay! We can be neighbors and, just like the show, when Jack comes over to play with Sun, she can fire back, "LEAVE ME ALONE. I DON'T CARE!"
Andrew: OH! I'll also raise Hurley. I'll make him continuously eat and eat. "Daddy, I'm not hungry anymore." "I don't care! You're not fat enough!"