Jono: Oh herro!
Summer: Why herro dere!
Jono: How are you? I'm stuck in traffic.
Summer: I'm on lunch...eating like a fat guh.
Jono: Well don't get fat. Then I'd have to de-friend you. Bahahaha!
Summer: Well, then, I'd have to eat you.
Jono: I'm Asian. You'd only get hungry again in an hour!
Summer: But I love Mongolian beef. And I'd have to go after your sister next!
Jono: Yummy. You'll like her. I've tasted her many times!!! Heh.
Summer: I bet she's spicy!
Jono: If by spicy, you mean good in bed, then yes.
[awkward silence]
Jono: ...I'm joking, by the way. I've never jumped my sister's bones.
Summer: You should. You're not blood related.
Jono: Oh my God! We're like Boone and Shannon.
Summer: Yes! You should buy her an inhaler for her birthday.
Jono: YAY! I'll let you know when she's pregnant. You can help deliver the baby!!!
Jono: Oh herro!
Andrew: ???
Jono: Why you no understand me? I speak Engrish!!!
Andrew: Awww...you're Asian!
Jono: Oh herro!
Andrew: You crazy Asian, you!
[awkward silence]
Jono: YOU RACIST!
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