Jono: Boo babies!
Zack: Hey, you're the one who thought they came out a woman's butt!
Dylan: ...wait, WHAT?!
*awkward silence*
Jono: ZACKARY!
Jono: I miss Christmas.
Kimberly: I want to know where it is.
Jono: ...up my poopshoot.
Kimberly: Oh NO! It's lost forever!
Jono: Nooo! I have hourly bowel movements. It'll be back in about 30 minutes. Get ready for SANTA!
Kimberly: SANTAAAAAA!
Jono: Santa farts. He's just as human as us. I think God farts too. Except I think his farts cause tsunamis.
Kimberly: I think tsunamis are when God farts on the toilet; earthquakes are his moving farts.
Jono: HAITI! We've found our answer!!!
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