All of these quotes are pulled from the official "I Hate Moths" group on Facebook. These are real stories, friends. These are truly brave souls.
Jared: Butterflies are like...tramped up whore moths. Under all that makeup, they're still vile little shits.
Jemima: I don't mind butterflies, they don't seem to take kamikaze dives at my head! OMG! That happened only yesterday. Stupid moth came dive bombing towards me...why do they do it?! :(
Erin: Alan threw a dead moth at me yesterday. :(
Jade: One flew down my shirt...that moth ain't no more...
Matt: Every time I see one, I die a little on the inside from fright. =[
Randy: I hate butterflies, also. I biked through a flock of them today. FREAKIN SCARY!!!
Andriy: Can someone remove the picture of the moth from this page, it actually makes me feel sick!
Cayleigh: OMG! I was in the bath one night and I was just about to get out and I had drained all the water and stuff when all of a sudden this brood of moths flapped in through the window and started divebombing me. I was too terrified to get out of the bath so I had to hide under a towel, crying and screaming. Then to top it all off, one landed on me and started crawling up my back. God knows where its filthy little hooves had been, probably gave me some kind of moth related disease, scabby little bastard. Just thinking of it makes me gag, it was a dark day indeed :(
Adam: Cant have my lights on and windows open at night to stay cool without the flappy little bastards attacking me!!! I FUCKING HATE MOTHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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