Tweet from Adam Rucker: Crazy that when typing the word "is" into Google, the first suggestion that pops up is: "is Lady Gaga a man?"
Angela: I would like to make a toast...
Evelyn: You're drunk!
Angela: I know! But I want to toast. Even though I'm on my per-...
[awkward silence]
Angela: Oh! Jono, I don't want to say it!
Jono: I don't care. I know what you were about to say...
Angela: Okay! Even though I am on my period and I've lost a lot of blood today...
Jono: ........................
Angela: ...this beer will help my blood keep circulating! CHEERS!
[awkward silence. no one moves.]
Angela: Damnit!
Jono: Hey!
Emily: Hey! How are you?
Jono: I'm great. But you make me...
Emily: .......
Jono: You make me want to LA LA!!!
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