Granddaddy: Allison, I have an early birthday present for you.
Allison: What is it?
Granddaddy: It's a Navajo blanket.
Allison: ...oh!
Granddaddy: It's from the Indians!
Allison: ...from...the Indians?
Granddaddy: Yes. We're subscribed to their newsletters and we got a blanket for Thanksgiving, this year. Those Indians are nice fellas.
Dad: What is this?
Allison: It's hummus. I made it!
Dad: It looks like baby food.
Allison: WHAT?! Your face looks like baby food!
[Looking at baby pictures]
Allison: Aww! Look at me! I was so cute.
Jono: You look like you have a turd on your face.
Allison: That's my NOSE!
Allison: I love Black Friday.
Aisha: Black what?
Allison: This Friday is Black Friday.
Aisha: That's racist! Do they call it Black Friday because they think black people shop all the time?! That's so racist!
[Jono takes a close up picture of Hello Kitty]
Allison: What the fuck is that?!Jono: Hello Kitty!
Allison: WHAT?! I thought it was a butthole!
This isn't a quote, it's just fucking hysterical.
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