Jono: How old is Nana?
Mom: She's turning 94 today.
Jono: Jesus Christ! She's like...almost a century old!
Allison: So Nana's 94?
Jono: Yeah. I think she was around when the Titanic sunk.
Nana: Jonathan, I have something to give you.
[Nana hands Jono an envelope]
Jono: Wow. Thank you so much. You know, I completely forgot that my birthday is in a week and a half. Two family members have already given me checks, I don't know where I'm going to spend all of this!
Nana: Well, open it. See what's inside.
[Jono pulls out a wallet-sized photo of Nana and Granddaddy]
Jono: ...oh.
My grandmother's cake.
For the incident, see my blog.
For the incident, see my blog.
Allison: EW! What is that?Jono: Apparently, that's Nana's cake.
Allison: That's so sad.
Jono: Poor mom. I bet she's pissed that it turned out like that.
Allison: Poor Nana! This will probably be her last cake-....
[awkward silence]
Jono & Allison: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Aunt Brenda: You'd think that Kroger would have used their common sense. I mean...what in the world IS THIS?! This cake was supposed to be for a 94 year old, Southern belle. Not a 94 year old gremlin.
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