Tuesday, August 4, 2009

8/3/2009

Kimberly: I miss you.
Jonathan: I miss you like Faith Bullard misses having a friend.

[new vintage photographs hang on the dining room walls]
Allison: I like these pictures. Where did they come from?
Mom: They belonged to Aunt Mildred.
Allison: Poor Aunt Mildred...
Erik: Aunt Mildred?
Jonathan: Our special aunt. We put her in a retirement home and stole all her stuff.
Zack: What?!
Jonathan: Yeah, I got her car!
Dad: We got her furniture and wall decorations!
Allison: Once again, I got nothing.

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