7/20/2009

Joanna: So you didn't know Brian was Jewish when you cast him as Jesus?
Jonathan: Nope. That's so funny! That was strictly coincidence. He rocked that Godspell dance though. Go Jews!
Joanna: Well, Jesus was a Jew, so it's I guess it was a coincidence.
Jonathan: ...he was?
Joanna: ...yeahhh...
Jonathan: Oh. You know, you're right. I forgot about that. I thought the Jews crucified him because he was Christian.

Allison: I lost my car the other day.
Dad: How did you do that?
Allison: Well, I woke up and didn't know where I was...
Dad: Allison, how can you not know where you are when you wake up?
Allison: Well, you know when you drink a lot and do a lot of-...nevermind.

Mom: Are the Winter Olympics in 2010?
Erik: Yes. I think they are at the end of January.
Jonathan: Allison, are you going to be in the Winter Olympics?
Allison: Yes.
Dad: ...and what sport are you entering?
Allison: Bejeweled.

Dad: When I die, I'm going to be cremated.
Allison: Ew. No. When I die, I want my funeral to be a celebration. I want to be stuffed and then, at the funeral, everyone can dance around me.
Jonathan: You should be stuffed in a Olan Mills pose.
Allison: Yeah! Then, you can set me on your sofa and frighten people when they come over.
Jonathan: They can use you as a giant coaster!